welcome to my life...the story continues

Sickness.
Which apparently leads to rambling on a blog.
I thought I was going to avoid the sickies that invaded my house last week. Ha. Ho.Hee.
I have a weird sore throat...affecting my voice and hurts when I cough. Which is often. My family is probably happy I can't talk. I tried yesterday...but it hurt my ears to have to listen to me so I just shut up. My chest is also on fire. And I can't take any cold meds because they make me sleep for 17 days and I feel funky on them. Which then causes a panic attack because that is how I roll. I am not even sure why I feel the need to blog this...except for the fact that every single person in this house has had it already and I will get 0 sympathy here. Assmonkeys. <~~~my very favorite word when I am mad. (Yes, I realize just how mature that makes me sound.) Ya know, if someone googles part of that word...they are gonna be mighty disappointed if it leads them here. Just sayin'.
Don't even get me started on the fact that people were in my house that have been exposed to a freaking staph infection. Never mind...I can't even think about it for another second.
Anyway.
I have started my holiday shopping. I got my nephews football jerseys that they wanted. I am sooo gonna be the cool aunt this year. As always. Just kidding. Kinda.
I have made a dent in my kids' shopping. I have also done most of it from this very chair I am sitting in. Again, the lazy thing. No, most of the stuff I got isn't in the stores. I got Tyler some of those "Fathead" wall stick on things of sports stars. They show them on sports channels. They had a buy one/get one free sale with free shipping yesterday. I also got Brianna some of the coolest Tinkerbell (she loves her) stuff. One is a Precious Moment girl holding Tinkerbell in her palm. It is a music box and says something about letting every day be musical. Since she is my musician....it's perfect. OK, enough rambling since I am losing interest now, so I know anyone reading this has to be.
I am going to go finish my housework and then lay down with some Vicks and Tylenol. Don't be hatin' cause my life is just so super-exciting. Sigh.